the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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