Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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