She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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