if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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