i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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