p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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