In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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