just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Send help, water and tortillas.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize
