he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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