Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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