I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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