and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
