don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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