We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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