It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Man, jail baloney is awful.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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