I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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