hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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