Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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