I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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