hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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