His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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