i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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