Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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