I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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