Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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