Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
