I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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