.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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