Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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