Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
this will be a night to untag.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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