Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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