Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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