we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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