So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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