walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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