Tell her she can't have a vagina
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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