cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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