Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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