he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
