Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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