There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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