I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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