somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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