new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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