she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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