You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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