I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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