can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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