sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
