During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
its not stalking. its research.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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